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If You’re From Tasmania, These 19 Things Will Make You Say “Lol Same”


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If You’re From Tasmania, These 19 Things Will Make You Say “Lol Same”

Buzz路Updated 8 minutes ago. Posted 3 hours agoOh, you said have we have two heads? Funny. 馃檮 1. Not being included on the Australian map is a common occurrence. Universal Pictures It still grinds our gears, though. 2. In fact, it鈥檚 not even a surprise when TV programs forget to mention Tassie altogether. Nine So…

Updated 8 minutes ago. Posted 3 hours ago

Oh, you said have we have two heads? Funny. 馃檮

1.

Not being included on the Australian map is a common occurrence.


Universal Pictures

It still grinds our gears, though.

2.

In fact, it鈥檚 not even a surprise when TV programs forget to mention Tassie altogether.


Nine

So rude.

3.

Tasmanians travelling abroad will constantly have to explain that we鈥檙e not from Tanzania.


Nike

Hmmm, let us take you for a little geography lesson.

4.

And most people we meet abroad only have the Tassie Devil from Looney Tunes as a point of reference.


Warner Bros.

I mean, at least it’s something.

5.

Even our own country teases us for needing a passport to travel interstate.


Warner Bros.

Hey, we have a moat and we鈥檙e not afraid to use it.

6.

As Tasmanians, we are constantly asked if we鈥檙e dating our cousins.


Warner Bros.

Nothing we haven’t heard before 鈥 but best check the linage with grandma.

7.

Or being bagged out for having two heads.


Warner Bros.

Lol, good one. 馃檮

8.

When we start dating someone new, our parents will almost definitely ask who their parents are (and probably know them).


NBC

鈥淵ou mean the Smiths on Tarleton Road?鈥

9.

The rivalry between Launceston and Hobart is pretty intense.


Starz

We don鈥檛 even really know why, but it鈥檚 instinctual.

10.

And Devonport is constantly being teased by the other cities.


Comedy Central & CBS Television Distribution

Who are you trying to impress, though?

11.

Especially for its questionable nightlife.


Comedy Central & CBS Television Distribution

12.

Expect on Christmas Eve when it鈥檚 absolutely pumping.


NBC

Central, then best go home so we can enjoy mum鈥檚 roast tomorrow.

13.

The Tassie two-step is the local mating ritual.


TruTV

Many a long-term relationships have been consummated during or after the Tassie two-step.

14.

Learning the nutbush in primary school was an important part of the Tasmanian school curriculum.


Hot Country Nights & Capitol Records Nashville

If you don鈥檛 remember learning the nutbush, are you really from Tasmania?

15.

If we can鈥檛 find a park within five-minutes walking distance, it almost warrants driving off.


Comedy Central & CBS Television Distribution

I tried to come, but it was too hard.

16.

And all Tasmanians believe that paying more than $3 an hour for parking is a bit rich.


Paramount Pictures

You might as well be throwing money out the window.

17.

When starting a new job, it is almost guaranteed you鈥檒l find a personal connection to one of your new colleagues.


NBC

Awks, I think I dated their ex.

18.

When someone asks where you鈥檙e from, you sometimes feel judged when saying “Tasmania”.


20th Century Fox & Netflix

I don’t appreciate your small mindedness.

19.

But now that you鈥檙e older and wiser, you wear your Tasmanian heritage like a badge of honour.


NBC

I鈥檓 a proud born and bred Taswegen and I don’t care who knows it.

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